Just call what the NFL plays soccer. Then use football for the actual game with ⚽

“Obnoxious” is just what children like.

So that explains Mr Beast.

Paraphrasing a post I read on here about the gay community during the stonewall riots/aids era:

We would mourn our dead in the mornings, march for our rights in the afternoon, and party through the night. And thank God we did continue to party because that is what kept us going.

I don’t know. Something about trying to continue on and persevere. Hope for a better future.

I was told overcoddling reduces resiliency. Parents always coming in to fix things without letting their kids try to solve it on their own. The kid may fail but the act of trying and figuring out why it failed helps greatly. Most parents just “don’t want to see their kids upset” though.

Take it with a grain of salt, as I don’t have any kids.

Resurrected Pickled Children sounds like a good metal band.

Shit. My first cramp was when I was lying in bed half asleep. My left calf started cramping, but I had no clue what was going on. I was too scared/in pain to attempt to touch it. I just stated in pain for probably 5 minutes but it felt longer. That shit sucked.

Now I can recognize it when it first starts and massage the fuck outta it before it gets really bad.

No, I think you would just inherit Elon Musk too. Make sure you feed him and take him on walks.

That asshole found the secret to being happy and all it will cost me is TV and access to the Internet…I think that’s crazy enough to work, but I like my vices so nah.

You actually don’t have those 2 hours left. It’s a half hour commute 1 way. Meaning an hour a day for 5 days not 30 mins for 5 days. Looks like you may need to cutt out 30 mins of doomscrolling.

Nm. You did the math right, I just read it wrong without checking your working.

They both look like women to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I totally agree with both of you. I once hooked up with some chick at work. Well long story short we started dating and got married. I was trying to do the ONS thing but we ended up having a lot in common. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So instead of Parentheses, Exponents is it Box and O that digit in the sky?

Beakman’s World was better than Bill Nye. I’m not afraid to die on that hill.

That might explain the face. Kitty went exploring to find out where that foul odor was coming from and found the source.

Are you married to tosh?

I was thinking that too. There’s nothing I can think of that will be messed up from keeping ducky feet patterns. Your tires will be fine.

I would try to get a good group photo and frame it so I could show off the artists. I am assuming multiple ducks did this and not the lone one in the pic.

Reminds me of the plot of a movie about a secret group of magical black people that try to make sure that white people don’t feel bad. I highly recommend watching it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_American_Society_of_Magical_Negroes

So like crabs?