The only thing that’s greater than humanity’s obsession with rectangles, is computers’ obsession with triangles.

And then the ceiling and the walls and the floor and the door, and the light switch…

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All shapes will be hunted down to extinction until the one and only remains.

No the dehumidifier is entitled to that.

Nah, climate worries are competitive ranked anxiety. You can even get a degree in it and a job where you get up in the morning, have climate anxiety for 8 hours and then go home.

Picasso when he was trying, vs Picasso when he was cashing out on his fame, throwing some paint on the canvas in 5 minutes to get paid 10k for it.

TIL there are people being paid to write wikipedia articles.

It’s made out of copper, just wait for a bit and it’ll oxidize.

Now we can finally standardize on the one truly equal projection: the Gall-Peters.

If everyone absolutely hates it, it’s a perfect compromise. :P

That’s just pierce quincuncial with extra steps!

I love this one for some reason, it’s got the most distortion where there’s nothing but open ocean. Also shows how remote NZ feels like in practice lol.

Listen legoland, I do not live in the kingdom of jondor

And the worst thing about drawers and cupboards is that once things are put into them they slowly cease to exist. The clutter is both functional in keeping the objects permanent (the memory of them keeps being refreshed at each sight) and provides a nice level of visual texture to zone out on.

USA in biig doodoo dis teim.

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Nobody is born cool. Except of course…

With cars as bloated as today? Not a chance.

The ozone layer: maya hi, maya hu, maya ho, maya ha ha

Catch 22 in its most literal form.

Let’s not give them too much credit either, even those who could navigate by stars got it wrong so often that a third of all shipwrecks happened because they did not know where the fuck they were.