Its because all their assets are in hedge funds

I wonder what she’s writing.

Euro Knopfler

Maybe he was also a surfer dude, I mean that gnarly hair and lack of job…

If he drove his car into a lake, would it float or would he just burst thru the roof like a bond villain?

I only see spiderman

M is for mushrooms.

They’re all made in chyna. Anyway, same laws apply. The constitution ain’t supposed to be optional.

Another boomer announcing their wiping. Tmi grannie, sheez.

Of course. All american flags must be properly recycled.

When ya fall off the wagon and it gives you that look -.-

2028 it’ll be in Canada.

Pray&Spray

Mass Effect 1 Mass Effect 2 Mass Effecr 3

It doubles as a walk-in closet, just need to rinse the wire hangers.

This works much better if you write a secret message under the lid, like something about their cute butt maybe.

It means ya have to be pretty that the cops just go “ah your a face is a so fine”.

Also “just married” means “merely hitched so ya can still come at me, bro”

Well, at least I could unscrew a doorknob