The reality hasn’t crashed on the us voting population yet, it seems.

They didn’t even have to read the article, just the hat.

And of course spez just bent over, because money.

Question for all the astronomers: how did the pioneer spacecraft keep on chugging all these years?

Can’t wait for them to say nothing important was leaked, it was all fake news, or attacking the journalist, so that the full list makes ita rounds on the internet.

So now we have fratboy von whiskeyleaks, Ivana handjobbies, orange von shittypants and whatever the fuck mtg is. Can’t imagine what the oval office smells like.

Well of course not. He just wants the successful bits. And the strategically important ones. And the white bits. And the not gay bits. And the bits that don’t resist. And the bits that give him what he wants. And the bits that eventually give him what he wants. And…

Yeah, bugger off with that, mate!

…and let someone else do something about the indignation and blatant ignoring of due process, right?

Equivalent, right?

So fucking equivalent.

Let them try and say ‘the candidates are equivalent’. Idiots.

How will he ever get his 56B bonus? Boo hoo.

I’m under the impression that’s what most politicians do.

At this point, are there any systems left that doge doesn’t have its greasy paws on?

Sponsored by hooters?

Can we stop pulling punches on the orange idiot? He’s a grown ass adult, and should face the consequences of his choices, if not for the complicit bodies that are congress and the senate.

Isn’t this 2024 in a nutshell?

Why every MBA is an ‘idea person’.

Don’t tell people what your username means

Here’s another one: if evil didn’t exist, we wouldn’t be able to appreciate good. Does that mean the devil is required for us to truly appreciate god? Shouldn’t we therefore be thankful to Satan?