lol

Fuck this future.

I assumed that Outlook was to be avoided based on the Microsoft connection. Is that not true? Sorry - I’m not in the loop here.

If only someone could have told them this was going to happen.

Someone needs to buy them together so they don’t get separated!

Yep, this was the logical follow-up to Dobbs.

Thanks, non-voters.

Susan Collins is very concerned.

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The symbolism of this is astonishingly perfect.

“Why can’t we all get along?”

Hmm…maybe it’s because one party denies science and views 60% of the country as subhuman, and the other party believes in science and equality? How the fuck are you supposed to reconcile those two?

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“Justice Amy Coney Barrett admits that SCOTUS has abdicated its duty.”

FTFY

Has it suggested heroin on pizza?

I am SO glad that I don’t have to deal with bullshit Microsoft workarounds anymore.

Expensive watches are already a scam. But the sheer hilarity of buying ANY Trump-branded product and expecting it not to be a scam? Truly hilarious.

I’m actually fine with them removing ALL seat reclining options.

Or how about the radical idea of not relying on someone else for your important files?

Yeah, but then your father sends you a bunch of pro-bigotry, pro-fascist memes and you wonder if he’s actively trying to trigger you or if he honestly thinks he can convert you to his regressive way of thinking.

File this under “things that I assumed happened decades ago.”

It’s word-for-word part of his opening remarks. Don’t worry - it rapidly becomes more incoherent from there.