In my defense, we did a shitload of LSD in the 70s - hence the code names

Army of Meth-heads defeats Skynet. This is how we win

Oh god thank you. I saw the headline and honestly thought I had somehow lost time or something, was looking at my PC and was wondering how in the hell it was 10 years old

Man, the NSA a gonna be pissed!

Sorry exciting, not ex outing- I fully support lgtbq+…. Unless there is an Lgtbq+ country with oil…. Then I fully support bringing them “Freedom”

Are they free range and organic? Cause honestly these lizard people are all kinda dicks, so I don’t want to get them the good stuff.

I have an exciting program you can join if you want to go to a third world country for some regime change

Yea I tried that, software uses a lot of low level drivers. Annoying that they used to have a Linux version but dropped it,.

Next time just use the hose, that’s what I do to my dogs

I dunno, he’s kinda hot

Or because my fucking laser burner software dropped Linux support and it doesn’t run on wine so I have to use this damn giant piece of shit OS (or at least keep it around for dual boot)

Deal! Hey, you ever thought about the prime minister of Malaysia at all? I had this Zoolander guy lined up but he flaked on me

I dunno, how much you asking? And will it give me leverage over the leadership of a 3rd world country?

Except your way doesn’t work either, when each person tacks on their personal issue (or the one that matters most to them) nothing changes.

We have a flat tire, well we also need to change the oil, well we also need a car wash. This doesn’t fix the issue. The big issue is “yes this car has problems” but the immediate one is “fix the tire”.

Too many cooks in the kitchen is a saying for a reason

This is why shit never gets fixed. Person A says “this is a problem” Person B says “Yea but so is this”. Pretty soon everyone is fighting for each other around which problem to fix instead of just fixing the first problem and going from there.

Oh man, this brings back so many memories. Some of those aren’t even mine!

Aww man, thanks! It’s good to get recognition around…. Wait

You should edit that to “If I had a pancake …”.

See, here’s where your wrong. All those “Mar a lago face” people? Those actually ARE lizard people in human skins. And those human skins are surprisingly affordable

Head absolutely right. Right Wing people should not have the right to vote. Or breed. Or affect education in any way. Honestly they should be required by law to fuck off.