Got my IMAX ratio TV all ready for it.

Well it can get stuffed.

Ha, you funny little third world people with your weak and feeble electrical supply.

I don’t know why you don’t just make a kettle with two plugs.

Did you ever play Skyrim on the 360? It sounds like you’d have enjoyed that.

It’s that… Gender affirming care?

Don’t spend it all at once

Was it Russia and China by any chance?

What’s he still doing there anyway? Even by middle of the road Democrat standards, he’s pretty shit.

Yeah, I suspect most game developers felt the same way about it.

Most PS3 ports were rubbish compared to the Xbox 360 versions, despite the PS3 theoretically being better hardware.

Only the fancier PS3 exclusives really made the most of it.

I know, it’s the only way I can use my phone these days.

Using a phone with no ad block is astonishing. You get taken to sites where ads, cookie consent forms, and other junk all compete to the point that there’s no site left to look at. It’s the days of pop up windows all over again.

Typing them back in after the apocalypse will take a while, but you’ll be able to impress all the other wasteland mutants with a working copy of Half Life Alyx.

Note: Don’t use SSDs for this either. They can easily corrupt and lose information if not powered on for as little as a year, in some cases.

What is better - to be born not wanting cookie, or to overcome your cookie eating nature through great effort?

I suspect we’ve seen that without even knowing.

All TV chefs seem to have coke energy.

Every day should be surprise hard drive inspection day.

Sounds about right.

I’m 46, I’m not young!

I’m sure every letterbox in the area has now been stuffed with propaganda that Count Binface is a lefty woke terrorist who personally beat Ann Widdecombe to death with a dildo.

I read that in Stephen Root’s “Bill from King of the Hill” voice.