Ok you have to be trolling, you’re steering way too strong into sounding like you’re completely out of touch with reality.

How the fuck would they know? Dude you need to talk to someone.

Multiple civilian witnesses who also tried to help him. Don’t really see what is suspicious about this.

Multiple civilian witnesses who also tried to help him. Don’t really see what is suspicious about this.

In front of a bunch of civilian witnesses who also tried to save him. How deep do you think this conspiracy is?

That has always been one of my favorite King short stories, I don’t know how they’re gonna get 6 episodes out of it without a lot expanding on the original story but I’m cool with that.

Don’t forget the coffee cup.

Jokes on you, I’d frickin’ LOVE that.

Southern fried chicken = Dolly. Curry chicken = Tim Curry. Orange chicken, if there is any justice in the universe = Trump.

That’s plan B, plan A is genetically modifying a woman to have her boobs lactate coffee.

On the one hand yes it’s clearly AI, on the other hand I like the mug with a nipple on top and think any future image should incorporate it. It combines 2 of my favorite things, coffee and boobs.

Hand to God thought this was a post about reusing food for leftovers. I now realize what we’re actually talking about and FINGERS FUCKING CROSSED.

Was the carrying strap in case you needed to perform a lengthy, expressive saxophone interlude WHILE making a phone call?

I mean, when Lethal Weapon came out this was a real state of the art cell phone people were thrilled to have

Another shitty troll account made 3 weeks ago, what an unusual random happenstance!

No no, it’s true. I had to go to rule34.xxx to get the proper results.

In this economy that’s the only kind of ass I can afford!