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    3 days ago

    Just wait until they find out actual chloroform is easy to get ahold of for a few bucks from any chemical supplier.

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      🎶

      They’ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
      Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
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      Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
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      Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

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      I don’t even know what it is for. I guess that it is a good sign since it means any doctor never thought I need it.

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        Looks like it’s meant to be an antioxidant.

        Did some looking up and apparently natural chlorophyll can be an antioxidant (when not in light), but it doesn’t seem to be a very potent one.

        Considering similar fads have existed with chlorophyll, scepticism is advised

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        The chlorophyll I get is mostly wheatgrass juice. It’s really good at eliminating fish, onion, or garlic breath/burps. Basically anything sulphur-y. It’s nasty as hell, tastes like dirt, but one small shot gets rid of whatever is bugging me and I think it’s totally worth it.

        No idea if it has “health benefits” besides y’know…consuming greens.

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      I look for it but it was so embarasing I could watch the full extract.