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cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/19159931
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From a sample size of 1 (me) PopOS users prepare their coffee with an Aeropress.
Seconded.
If this holds up, then mint users are rocking a thirty year old one cup drip machine that only has one button, and only makes one regular mug at a time.
Uncanny – I’m still using the little free drip machine I got with my Gevalia subscription and Mint!
Jfc, that’s where I got mine!
I have a French Press
Hey y’all, this one is an Apple user!
…but that’s a good thing because Apple is certified UNIX.
I have the Chemex and a Mac.
The price of real (good) filters fits with the Macs unfortunately.
I’d say French press ≈ Linux Mint.
Intuitive, easy to use and maintain, but despite the lack of fuss still delivers great results.
Cold brew French press running mint, checks out.
As a French press/Mint guy, I guess I have to agree.
Arch user and I don’t own a mug (it was bloat)
What about people who prefer tea?
BSD?
BSTea
Hannah Montana Linux
Mint
No that’s instant coffee. Fast install, minimal effort required, and low hardware requirements.
Nah. That’s for those that like herbal tisanes lol
NodeOS
Toaru OS
I’m impressed!
I’m in this picture and I like it!
Gentoo gang represent!
I don’t drink coffee anymore that’s means I shall commit the sin of install Windows again…
Hannah Montana OS
Where does instant coffee fall in this paradigm?
WSL
Containers from dockerhub
Might reevaluate the “instant” part, then.
(I’ve been using docker for 7 years or so, and it’s always some bullshit like undocumented environment variables or bullshit password limitations or broken smtp implementations or the repo just assuming you are the actual dev and giving no fucking instructions at all or the container shitting itself for no motherfucking reason at random times and you try to fix it and it goes well and then you wake up and it’s restarted several times through the night…)
(eyes bulging, hyperventilating)
Kinda like the instant coffee my grandma uses. For some reason it has no nutritional information on it at all. Not even caffeine content.
Any distro on a bootable usb drive. Instant OS, no installation needed, just plug it in.
Tails hhahaha
Linux Mint
accurate. that’s me.
I use Ubuntu and drink instant, in both cases because I can’t be bothered to expend more than minimum effort.
As a Ubuntu user, I would never touch a kureig or whatever the hell it is. Those pod things are beyond stupid and you end up needing 2 for a normal sized coffee. Font forget the absurd cost for extra garbage.
Sounds like a great metaphor for Snaps, TBH.
That’s because a normal cup has around 20g grounds, and a Keurig capsule has 10g. This isn’t a joke. I actually weighed it.
Microplastics are my kink…
Slackware.
If you want to learn Ubuntu, download Ubuntu.
If you want to learn Arch, download Arch.
If you want to learn Linux, download Slackware.
I wonder if NixOS is a vacuum coffee maker for how confusing nix looks when you see it for the first time or instant coffee for how reproducible it is…
Nix is setting up a Rube Goldberg machine that brings you freshly made coffee straight to bed every morning: a lot of extra effort for the same cheap instant coffee.
No joke, I’ve had two Keurig machines break on me in the past year. Those machines are trash, built to break. After the second one, I just bought a $10 coffee pot, and it’s working great. It’s probably going to last me ten years. There’s barely any parts to break.
Didn’t miss.
Where’s the AeroPress fit in? CentOS maybe?
Help me choose a distro!
My coffee preparation method is:
I drink this one kind of instant coffee that does not even need me to heat the water, I can just mix it in cold water and be good with it. It’s still coffee and I don’t have to make the slightest effort.
In this case the distro doesn’t matter. Just have someone else install and maintain it for you.
That is I guess Windows:
- Installed by the manufacturer
- “Maintained” by M$
Just joking tho, I run Fedora, even lazy people have standards.
