Dr Pepper , what ever their gender, is a quack.
Dr. Pepper is an inanimate soft drink, there is no gender, but the one you assign to it.
…or that Dr. Pepper’s degree might be in herpetology or Renaissance literature.
The idea of a female herpetologist releasing a soft drink is amazing
This meme reminded me of this sketch.
I have an excuse though. Doctor is closer to doutor (male doctor) than doutora (female doctor)
Yeah, she’s probably so done with people going “Doctor Pepper? Don’t you mean nurse?”.
Mr. Pibbs’ wife.
I never considered Dr Pepper as a person because they made a big deal about how it doesn’t have a period in the name, like an actual doctor title would. So it’s always just been a brand name to me.
But I’m a bit neurotic about nitpicky details like that.
Dur pepper to me.
It was made for me! This is my soda!
Dr Pepper was designed to taste like what a soda fountain smells like, a mix of flavors like when you made “swamp water” as a kid.
So it’s “Dur Pepper’s Monster” to me.To Europeans it tastes like mouthwash
It’s not selling very well I don’t think
My mom told me Dr. Pepper was made from prune juice, which I guess is party true about the original formula.
Democratic Republic (of) Pepper.
Funnily enough I picked Dr. Pepper as a guy because I think “Doctor hocking Miracle Tonic” and I think of late 1800s “doctor” do sleazy shit
He just gotta have a curly moustache
I mean, they did have an entire ad campaign that was just misogyny a while back. Although then again maybe she was working through some shit.
Of course they’re a guy. Otherwise it’d be Drs. Pepper. /s
For some reason I imagine dr pepper looking like a slightly bigger louis armstrong wearing a red t shirt standing by a kroger and I do not have the faintest idea why
Only ever herd about pepper as a female name, but looking it up it seems unisex https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper_(name)