Or you can just wank. It is a sustainable, eco friendly, net zero solution.
That’ll only produce cum for about half the population. As always, half of us are supposed to subsist on grool.
I’m sorry about this already
And think about this: unlike celery, it’s a true calorie-negative snack.
Cause, you know, thermodynamics.
“Organic handmade”
Did manga artist write this?
“for easy use”
For WHAT use???
Also unrelated, I have to take medicine (for now) every night against reflux / heart burn, it’s made of some type of algae to thicken up gastric juice so it doesn’t flow back to your esophagus. This is a small tube filled which a thick, white, sticky, salty liquid. Which I swallow every night. It looks exactly as you imagine.
*unzips*
No, don’t stop. Tell me more.
I am well prepared to guzzle cum lmao, been training for weeks now
This?
It’s called Gaviscon but idk if it is available or has the same name outside of Germany
I was fully expecting one of the steps to just be the guy jizzing in to the bowl Xd
D-I-Why?
For making porn of course
Nah man. Just get a toaster pastry. The kind with that packet of frosting. It looks just like cum. Tastes delicious though.
Right, was thinking the same, just make some icing. Literally powdered sugar and water, mix til you get the consistency you’re going tor.
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Please add a NSFW tag to this post. Please. Thank you
I always forget that you can eat raw eggs in some other countries. America doesn’t deal with salmonella well
it was a trope for boxing and weightlifting and such in movied
I’d say making paper glue is close enough. You can make it by just putting some flour in water and boiling it (I don’t remember the exact dosage but it’s easy to find).
listened to a podcast who interviewed a porn set worker and they use the flour and water method according to him
I believe liquid hand soap is the go-to for fake cumshots. Let me know if that’s invalid.
