My alcoholic uncle unironically posted this to Facebook this morning at 2:31am.
Your uncle sound like a well cultured man
Well pickled.
Based drunk uncle
I lost brain cells reading this
Holy shit. This abomination maybe belongs in !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
There is a subreddit for this: r/laughjokes which this post was probably taken from
Translation
George finds tim at a car accident
George says to tim. Tim don’t cry you can get a new car.
Tim then says to George to look in the passenger seat
George looks and proceeds to say to tim. Don’t cry You can get a new girlfriend tim
Then Tim says look Again in mouth. Tim’s penis was cut of
Moral of the story you can get new cars and new hoes. But you can never get a new penis also alpine Linux sucks
This is such an motivational piece of media. Has truly changed my life
This is not even worthy as self-aware ironic cringe
It is self-aware ironic cringe. This is from r/laughjokes, which is where people try to make the cringiest, unfunny jokes possible, a la Funwaa (but Funwaa does it unironically)
My precious funwaa
Gumwaa has come back into my life since I left Funwaa…
Cope
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