This is funny if true and even funnier if it isn’t
i looked it up and, isn’t…
but i think it would be funnier if it was true…
All it takes if for one person to follow through after they have seen this meme and it makes it funnier. Who knows, may be it will turn out to be true. You should totally try it
It’s 100% true. You should try it is you don’t believe us.
@MyPornViewingAccount From personal experience I can assure you, a tick bite enlarges the penis but is not permanent. And because of the risk of Lyme’s disease it is dangerous. Did I mention painful?
Found one on my scrote. Those things love warm, soft skin.
So do I, now that I think about it.
Poison oak does something similar. That was an uncomfortable week. On a related note don’t mix caffeine and the steroids they give you for poison oak
My size is reasonably far above average. I also had a tick on my dick when I was younger. Probably not correlated, but now I’m curious.
Also, annoyingly, very rarely I get a pimple in that exact spot. It’s like once a year at most and it’s really strange. I’m assuming the skin is slightly different there from scar tissue or something.
I hope everyone likes my personal information I decided to put online for some reason…
That was a real good humblebrag, haha
Farmer: “WHAT THE HELL! ARE YOU FUCKING MY BEEHIVE?!?”
Guy who’s about to come up with this article: “Oh, haven’t you heard?”
Don’t worry, they can’t do much harm with that anyway
What bee? Is it a specific one?
Only the one in the photo. Only that sole, sexy bee has the power to distend the dong, pad the peen, or widen the wang.
You’re gonna fuck that bee, I believe in you.
The author watched Bee Movie once and came up with this article
Does one have to get the venom sucked after the sting?
Maybe if it swells up so much that the blood passages are permanently stretched out larger? Not the safest way to do that but somebody else can try and see.
I got a mosquito bite on the tip of my dong while pissing outside as a kid. It did swell up ridiculously for a few days and made urinating difficult. I don’t want to see what a bee sting could do
