Descartes definitely didn’t skip leg day.
Sits by the fireplace and does leg presses
Desquates
Descarting those gams around
Or hand day apparently
Stupid sexy Descartes!
Wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
I flex therefore I am
It’s obvious in the light of pure reason that everyone needs to lift
For we all are but mechanical animals after all. Designed to lift.
Animals are machines, humans have free will and therefore can choose to lift
…especially on leg days.
They hated AI because it was telling the truth
They hate me cuz they AInt me.
Cogito ergo sum gains?
I thicc therefore I am
Cogito ergo gym
Yo bae, I’m thicc, therefore I am.
You could smell that boy’s clam wafting down past the wharf.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW, good morning, Descartes! [slide guitar riff]
This is the result of putting Descartes before the horse.
fuckin hell dude leave some quads for the rest of us
I squat, therefore I am beefcake.
We sure that’s not some lost Frank Zappa album art?
I think, therefore I gam
I thicc, therefore I am
They’re thick because descartin’ his ass around all day.
Didn’t know the guy was a Tour de France champ.
Should have named it the Tour Des Cartes.
He knows what he got and he isn’t afraid to show it off.