• ItsAFake
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    8 months ago

    Dude, just go home and have a wank like a normal weirdo.

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      8 months ago

      He most likely does and posting to social media is his way to pay penance and make himself feel superior to his peers.

      • interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        8 months ago

        He’s gotta make sure you know the real villain!

        It’s not his wandering eyes, it’s the immodest harlots not following rules.

        I feel like I read something about plucking out wandering eyes… Hmm must be from some obscure atheist text.

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          Well that’s their mental back handspring with a twist they do: wandering eyes are sinful, and they are good Christians, they don’t want their eyes to wander because, again, they’re “good Christians.” So if they don’t want their eyes to wander, and god doesn’t want their eyes to wander, it’s the filthy harlots in their “immodest dress” that are the problem.

          Not the religion that has brainwashed them into thinking human sexuality is perverse and made them have full on diarrhea mouth.

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          Per the usual, punish the sex thats simply daring to go out on public not wearing a burka. Its their fault this good man nearly,

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          wanked.

          -____-

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      8 months ago

      Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

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        8 months ago

        Yeah and god is abso-fucking-lutely beyond furious with me.