I say “occupado!” And I’m not even Spanish
“Estoy Poopin!”
Works better to tell them you’re embarrassed, or “embarazado” en español 😉
Besetzt
KEIN ZIMMER FREI! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
“welcome! please have a sit”
“IT’S NOT FOR SALE”
“It’s the REINFORCEMENTS! HUZZAH!”
No room at the Inn, Mary
I usually shout “one minute”, “just a moment” or “in here”. For some reason people like to try the door again when i say “one minute”, though.
Will you help me hide a body?
“Come back with a warrant” is my go to, usually gets a chuckle.
I absolutely love this. Thank you.
It’s all fun and games until you say it to someone who happens to be a cop and then he takes it as evidence of guilt for some unspecified crime so he begins stalking and harassing you and making your life hell until you have a mental breakdown and then he books you for disorderly conduct.
Hey if they want to collect my shit as evidence, that’s totally their prerogative and I just may enjoy the show.
Not with my poop. That’s why I bring a fish tank net and a plastic bag with me everywhere
That reminds me of this scene in venture bros
“Occupied”
“Fuck off”
“Go away, I’m ‘batin’!”
I prefer
“OCCUPADO!”
Estoy cagando!
“I am fighting for my life in here”
“Come in!”
Followed by an earth-shattering shart

Why’s he covering himself. We all wanna see.
“3D printing in progress”
That one is priceless. I’m taking it.
“Compiling!”
Core dumped

Occupado!
poopiendo











