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minus-squarelondos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up53·11 months agoIf they configure them face to face, they could probably build one machine that jerks off two donors at the same time, on the upstroke and downstroke.
minus-squareAPassenger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·11 months agoWe’d have to account for their height, wouldn’t we?
minus-squarevalkyre09@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·11 months agoHeight’s irrelevant. You need to measure the dick to floor ratio.
minus-squareSnipingNinja@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·11 months agoWell, it’s just a compression algorithm, we can apply that
minus-squareelfin8er@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoJust put the shorter one on a stool.
minus-squareMaoZedongers@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-210 months agoMechanical docking machine
If they configure them face to face, they could probably build one machine that jerks off two donors at the same time, on the upstroke and downstroke.
We’d have to account for their height, wouldn’t we?
Height’s irrelevant. You need to measure the dick to floor ratio.
Well, it’s just a compression algorithm, we can apply that
Just put the shorter one on a stool.
Mechanical docking machine