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funny to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

A very intimate moment

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A very intimate moment

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funny to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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    And they were right!

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    The head of one of those things is about the size of a large microwave with enough bite force to rip your arm off

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      size of a large microwave

      That must be one massive microwave

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        Couldn’t think of an equivalent size that most people could understand … so here’s a photo I found on flickr … whatever size it is, I wouldn’t want to be near one because if you ever get that close to one, you’re more or less dead anyway

        (photo is not mine … here’s the photo link)

        https://www.flickr.com/photos/docrix/1269089673

        • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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          …anything but the metric system…

  • Tarkcanis@lemmy.world
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    One of my exes used to french like this… weird as hell.

    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      Dude the weirdest part about dating now that I’m divorced is dating other divorcees who kiss like this.

      Like … you went through a whole ass marriage and nobody said anything.

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      Japanese?

      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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        They’re the ones who invented eyeball licking.

        • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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          It’s called worming.

          • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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            Sexy.

            Also… something something conjunctivitis

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        ?

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    birds do it. bees do it. even educated fleas do it

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      To this day I see that and I go “oh, hey, remember Tank Girl?”

      Am I alone in this?

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        ha, damn i freakin looove tank girl . im not familiar with the comics, but that movie was at least a decade ahead of its time

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        Definitely not.

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    My dachshunds do it, and it is very disturbing to wake up to them 3 inches from my face, making out with each other aggressively, as if to say “that’s right. You’re still single, bitch”

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    Polarhub

  • FarFarAway@startrek.website
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    My rotty and my lhasa used to do this. The lhasa would get really mad and yell, if the rotty didn’t feel like making out.

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    And they were roommates.

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    Aww it looks like two old people kissing with too much PDA.

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    Today I learned that polar bears are Japanese!

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