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Sundray to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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So she's saying that she's a sexual bull?

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So she's saying that she's a sexual bull?

Sundray to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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From the Irish Star. The context is not very helpful.

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    Slight clarification that no one will care about, this is from the Irish Star, not the Irish Times. The Star shares the same parent company as the UK’s Daily Mirror, and more or less aims for similar demographics.

    But yeah, worked on me, I clicked

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      Thanks! I fixed it.

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    He’s the matador while the bull fucks his wife. Cuck.

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      Does… Does that mean he kills them after?

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