I left my computer at my friendā€™s house and my laptop at my cousinā€™s. Havenā€™t touched that shit in days and life is good again

  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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    3 days ago

    sure, and iā€™d prefer to have titanium bones. unfortunately thatā€™s not possible yet so i take what i can get.

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          3 days ago

          Sure but Iā€™m assuming if he meant teeth heā€™d say teeth and if he meant femur heā€™d say bones. Do you go to the dentist and say oh Iā€™m having trouble with this one bone?

          If so please donā€™t talk to me or my son ever again

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            3 days ago

            Iā€™m going to start saying that because itā€™s hilarious, yes.

            And yes, say Iā€™m a genie and you wish for titanium bones, Iā€™m gonna do the teeth too, and your baculum if you have one. Wouldnā€™t even be an ironic twist on it, just how Iā€™d interpret ā€œtitanium bones.ā€

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              3 days ago

              It might make your hearing suck though, Iā€™d ask the genie for a trial run to make sure all those little bones work too. Imagine the tinnitus.

              • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                See now thatā€™d be the ironic twist, and I didnā€™t even know it and Iā€™m the genie! Maybe thatā€™s how the ironic twists happen, the genie just goes ā€œoh shit I didnā€™t know itā€™d do that!ā€