Trolley problem time.
While I find the human shield arguments compelling, I figured he was just trying to virtue signal to the Republicans that he’s a good, old fashioned family man just like them. “Republicans love kids and family, right, so if I show off my kid at all times they’ll love me too, right? Please? Anyone? Please, love me.”
He’s too stupid to realize the right wing love of family is performative and they don’t actually give a shit about kids.
Probably a bit of that but the timing fits too perfectly with Luigi
Bet
Quite rich using a human shield when for the last year the term “human shield” has been an excuse to destroy that shield for the purpose of destroying the target. If say someone were to drop a 2000lb bomb on them, it would be Musks fault for using a human shield, right?
see the difference is: musk appears to be white
Ok then, what if the person dropping the 2000lb bomb on Musk was Israeli?
I saw a wild theory get floated that if something were to happen, the kid could be used for blood transfusion.
We’re on the darkest timeline if that were true
I have been wondering if keeping his kid around is some sort of anti-assassination strategy.
Young little Kevlar Musk only started showing up after Luigi.
Lil kevlar is an amazing name.
I believe it is instead to prove someone likes Elon Musk.
100% meat shield 🥩🛡️
And what do we do with those cowards who use children as human shields?
We shoot the shields.
Shoot them in the dick.
Precision sniper?
Cannonball?
Me, the premier genius of our era: “If I use my son as a hat, nobody be able to harm me.”
Also me: “Going to do a big bump of ket, down a bottle of Jack, and have a surgeon rewire my dick to play music and shoot rainbows when I jerk off.”
I wonder if he’s hiding his drugs on the kid?
I see you to have consumed ket. 😂
Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you? His kid isn’t a helmet or a human shield. He’s a living reminder that at least one of Elon’s kids still likes him. Musk needs that as so many don’t once they grow up.
He named his human shield X Æ A-Xii
That’s not a name you give to someone you love. That’s the name of a sacrifice.
Look at the kids he named after his first divorce.
i don’t doubt that that is an added benefit. but the timing of his new human accessory (right after another shitty CEO got assassinated) seems to lend strong evidence to the ‘human shield’ hypothesis playing a roll. the kid can be both a PR move and a meat shield.
found the nazi
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