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- nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
- Oh my God. My partner just gave me a Path of Exile II salad today. Am I a rube? - worse: you’re… loved. - Oh no! - Disgusting 
 
 
- Sounds like you’re just lucky! 
- Depends… did it contain rhoa meat or blue zanthimum? If not, you’ve been rubed - Sadly, no. Over here in Kingsmarch, inflation’s been terribly high in general, but even worse after the recent return of The Yellow King. We’ve had to take a second mortgage for eggs alone. 
 
 
- Now realising the Bart Simpson hair gel I was bought as a child was an attempt to get me to comb my own hair. 
- deleted by creator - Mine likes them, but there have been times where he seemed to be trying out “I hate bananas” just to screw with me. Like a velociraptor, always testing the cage. 
- I was once a kid (I’m pretty sure) and have never enjoyed a banana. - I can’t handle the texture. - My feelings about them mirror yours exactly. 
 
 
- I used to dislike them when I was younger, no idea why I disliked them though. 
- I kind of mildly disliked them. I thought they were too sweet and thought the texture was kind of unpleasant. I was usually able to just scarf them down anyway if I was hungry enough. - TBH, my feelings on them have only evolved to mildly enjoy them. 
- I did not. It was strongly tied in my childhood brain to the BRATT diet (recovering from nausea and vomiting). - deleted by creator 
 
 
- The paw patrol toothpaste definitely helped. 
- Eating Flintstone’s vitamins like candy. - Fuck no those things taste like chalk. I’m so lost like were my sister and I the only ones who hated them? 
- Only the red ones though. 
 
- love the :3 
- Tbf, Goku just loves food. He would chow down enough salad to the point it becomes unhealthy again. - How many calories do you think SSJ3 burns? - Over 9000 calories! 
 
 
- Even as a kid, I never understood kids’ fascination with stickers. What’s so cool about a drawing on adhesive paper? I thought. - As an adult I hope you understand better their value. - Must. Hoard. 
 
 
- It works! Every time. 😂👌 
- all I ever got was jeans for my beans 
- Could really go for a dbz salad right now. 










