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Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”

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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”

Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • tobogganablaze
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    Would probably work better with the choclate bar. I had to look up that “Bounty” is also a paper towel brand.

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      I suppose it’s just a regional joke. I immediately knew of bounty the paper towel brand but had to look up “bounty the chocolate bar”. I’m from the USA.

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      Bounty is a chocolate bar?

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        Knockoff Mounds

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        North American chocolate/coconut/almond bar. Pretty good too 7/10

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          Also sold in the UK.

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          It’s a knockoff of the US Mounds.

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      Nah, population wise the USA dwarfs the UK and Canada combined, Bounty is more widely understood as a paper towel.

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        You forgot to add the whole bloody EU to Canada and UK, mate.

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          And AU

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        Most of the world knows bounty chocolate bars, not the same with the apparent paper towel brand.

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          Most of the world knows neither.

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